"Oh, dear. Perhaps some of socalcoedsfiona the blame does fall on me. But it IS more complicated than you think fiona, darling. We socal've made inquires socal; her OB socal/GYN told us she was three or more socal months about pregnant BEFORE she fiona apple started sleeping with that military mortal. Yet she had not lost her superpowers. Apparently socalcoedsfiona she had been impregnated earlier socal, but socal without socal her having "given herself" to a socalcoedsfiona man Her powers only socal started to socal fade when she began letting Col. Trevor ... you know socal."

"'Fuck,' mom. Can't you say, 'fuck?' Steve socalcoedsfiona was fiona fucking fiona her." Still, Dru was momentarily sobered.

"Huh? How could my failure in the World of socalcoedsfiona Men -- not that I fiona apple'm going to fail -- harm Paradise Island?" Dru socalcoedsfiona asked.

"I fiona apple've never told you or the others, but you have to know. We Amazons apple don't really own Paradise apple Island. The gods only extend our socalcoedsfiona lease in return for the services of an socal Amazon. She has fiona to handle socal all about the dirty little chores in the fiona World of fiona apple Men that the Gods would socalcoedsfiona have socalcoedsfiona to take care of otherwise. But now there socalcoedsfiona is fiona some guy who socalcoedsfiona's rich as Croesius socal - Portes? Doors? Gates? -- that has offered Zeus billions for the fiona place, wants to develop it as a Club Eros fiona or something. To persuade coeds the socal Earth Shaker socal to let us stay long enough to give you a chance, took everything I could do. And I do mean EVERYTHING."

"Yes, Dru. There is going to be a new little socalcoedsfiona Amazon on Paradise Island socalcoedsfiona for the first time since your were a baby," Hypolite sighed, patting her tummy and not coeds looking all that unhappy about the celestial extortion. "At coeds least Aphrodite had taught HIM a thing or two about how to please coeds a woman. And with socal you going away, well, I guess socal it'll be nice to have socal another little girl around the fiona apple palace."

Now that was quite a revelation, no? Perhaps before we get down to following Dru's exciting adventures, we should take a look at just what our Amazonette will face in the World of Men. Without our star socalcoedsfiona-spangled spandex superheroine things have gotten socal pretty fiona bad in the World of Men.

* Ellen Degeneres and Melissa Etheridge announce they are socalcoedsfiona splitting because Harrison Ford got them fiona both preggers.

* The finals of women's tennis features the pregnant Venus and Sabrina Williams socalcoedsfiona duo facing the equally knocked-up team of Martina Hingis socal and Anna Kournikova. A proud socal-as-a-peacock Jimmy Conners is rooting for the waddling Williams sisters while Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras are glaring suspiciously at each other in the other bleachers.

Linda opened the door to the cottage wearing hot pants and a bra socalcoedsfiona-less blouse tied just below her magnificent new set of tits coeds (thanks to coeds a healthy dose of vitamin socalcoedsfiona Silicone taken at Ricky's suggestion). Cokie and Nina almost had to break elbows in their husbands' ribs to keep them from about ogling. Knowing how to diffuse a tense situation, Linda coeds ushered everyone into the socal sitting room and had everyone high on wine coolers by the time Ricky came fiona apple in from jogging on the beach.

The two women rolled their eyes at each other, since neither Cokie or Nina had socal cooked a meal in years and so far and they knew, Linda couldn't boil water either. Wrong! "I socal've been taking crash gourmet cooking classes. You know, they say the way to socal a coeds man socal's coeds heart -- and his you-know-what else about-giggle>-- is through fiona his stomach socalcoedsfiona." That fiona apple explained why Linda had been turning down afternoon fiona reporting assignments recently. Though as far as Cokie socal and socal Nina could tell, Linda had no trouble getting socalcoedsfiona to Ricky's fiona "you fiona-know-what-else."

Nina was totally socal taken socal aback by Linda's non-stop gush of words. Of course she was flabbergasted that her friend of socal fif...[oops, it isn coeds't nice to tell a lady's age] would think about letting a man twe ...[watch it!] so much younger socal than she, knock her up and off her socal career track. She was also quite surprised that Linda would go down coeds on her new socal lover. But she was absolutely green with envy that a prune coeds-face like Linda about had a sexy guy eating her out regularly. Nina had blown Charles a few times when they were coeds first married. Like most women who had been around the block a apple few times before tying socalcoedsfiona the knot (she had fiona lost her virginity -- better said, cast it aside socalcoedsfiona like a used socal tampon -- at thirteen when she seduced socal the Sr. High quarterback) Nina rather liked the taste. Charles's was better than most. But when socal she tried to get him to socal give HER some nice tongue socal action and fiona he made a face as if about she had asked him socalcoedsfiona to drink from the Anacostia, she stopped giving socal head. It just convinced her what socal a selfish lover he was and it rather cooled her ardor for him. She still fucked him socal every day from need, but apple frankly she was coming to prefer socalcoedsfiona her vibrator. IT always got her off and didn socal't about snore when ITS batteries ran down.

Their spouses socalcoedsfiona, however, had fallen coeds stone silent. It wasn socal't hard to tell socalcoedsfiona what had shut them up, though their mouths hung open. The socal television program coeds that fiona Linda socalcoedsfiona had been so keen for them all to see had begun. Their husbands' eyes were riveted to the fiona brilliant oversized fiona screen where a voluptuous woman of indefinite age was prancing and flirting with the camera as she talked. Both Nina and Cokie began socal guessing which Miss Clairol bottle her hair socalcoedsfiona color had come from coeds, though they supposed that was not what coeds held their spouses fiona apple' attention. More likely was the skirt that stopped socal at socal least five inches up her thigh fiona or the slit that continued up another socal two or three. On the other hand, it might also be the set of socalcoedsfiona knockers that fiona seemed to fairly scream to fiona apple be released from a push-up bra for close manual inspection. But in their heart of hearts both women knew what it really was: the beach-ball belly fiona of the television hostess.

Althea sympathized that some men had never socal been taught how eating a woman properly could socalcoedsfiona make her your socal slave. Therefore she had arranged for a demonstration apple. Then apple, right in front of Nina and millions of other viewers, Althea lifted her maternity dress and motioned off camera. 'My God,' Nina thought socal, 'the slut isn't fiona apple wearing socal panties and she is DRIPPING.' Glancing overat Steve and Charles, Nina hadn't seen two men fiona apple, who were nodding silently, so rapt by fiona apple a TV program since the last Super Bowl.

'Men,' thought fiona apple Cokie fiona, as she turned her attention to the television. As she suspected this Dr. Althea was just an upscale version of fiona the silly psychobabble found socal on coeds AM talk radio. Of course good communication was important between partners. Wait, did she hear that right? Women needed socal constantly to ask their about partners what they could do to please them better socalcoedsfiona, how they could be sexier and more accommodating in apple bed? That was bullshit. It was perfectly obvious how to please a man. They socalcoedsfiona were all just socal overgrown fiona apple fourteen-year apple-old boys. After all, a fiona bombshell like Cokie socal Roberts didn't need advice from socalcoedsfiona this socalcoedsfiona bottle-blond bimbo coeds. A coeds little socal red leather miniskirt would knock Steve's sock off fiona apple. Some high heels would put a wiggle in her walk that would socal get her fucked as often as he could get it up. She didn apple't have to ask Steve anything. The erection he'd get when she met him a the door wearing nothing socal but heels and a fiona apple bow around her neck would be socal all the communication she needed. Besides, she already knew what he really wanted, for her to start on a second crop of babies. Well, she was fertile, he could get started tonight, Hell, this afternoon.

"You want me to socal do it again fiona, to get you even socal more pregnant? To have a big bellyful of my baby?"

A few weeks later Cokie and Nina burst into Linda's cubical, laughing excitedly coeds. "We've just come from Dr. Vargas coeds's clinic socal and..." Cokie almost shrieked.